Access Patterns for MySQL

Mysql

Access patterns intrigue me because it seems that everyone knows what they are and talks about them, but there’s also very little written about them—in MySQL literature, at least.
That’s why I set out to enumerate a list of access patterns (specific to MySQL).
Since there’s no apparent standard for access patterns, I cannot say how my list measures up, but after spending most my career with MySQL, I know this: it is necessary to consider these access patterns when evaluating and improving MySQL performance.
Simply put: you cannot ignore how the application accesses MySQL.